Rachel Maddow is more man than Tucker Carlson will ever be

Conservative Republican Tucker Carlson thought it would be funny to launch his new Web venture (which we won't link to) with a gay joke. Specifically, he suggested that Rachel Maddow is a man because she's a lesbian.

Fag jokes kind of lost their punch when your own hero, Tucker, Dick Cheney ended up having a lesbian daughter. Of course, we think Tucker's problem is that he's always come off as a little boy on TV. Not to mention, Tucker's idea of broadcast excellence is wearing a bow tie. So when a woman with a brain and backbone goes on TV and shows Tucker how it's really done, his penis envy starts to show. And it's a very little one, apparently.